Umuntu Osemusha Osemusha?

Seth amazwi namuhla esihlokweni esivela ku- I-LA Times. Yindatshana enemininingwane eminingi kubantwana abaneminyaka eyi-12 kuye kwengama-24.

Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi le ndatshana ikhuluma nezingane ezivela eHollywood… kepha indodana yami (17) ilapha e-Indiana! Uzothola ukuthi izinkulungwane zamamayela zithola umehluko omncane phakathi kwalokhu okubili, noma kunjalo. Nganoma yiluphi usuku olunikeziwe, nakhu uzothola indodana yami ikwenza:
Bill

  • Imilayezo esheshayo
  • Ibuyekeza eyakhe MySpace
  • Ibuyekeza eyakhe Blog
  • Ukuqopha umculo wakhe (Bheka BillBarr.com)
  • Ebhala umculo nabangani bakhe
  • Ukuxuba umculo usebenzisa i-Acid Music Studio
  • Ukuya emibonisweni (amakhonsathi amancane)
  • Ukuphawula ngamanye ama-MySpaces
  • Lalele umculo
  • Kukhuluma ocingweni
  • Ukuphola
  • Ukuzama Ukuthandana
  • Ukufunda Ukushayela
  • Iqembu Lesonto Lentsha
  • Ukufunda (ngimenza afunde… kepha useqala ukuza)

UBill uphume nabangani abambalwa njengamanje kuma-movie. Ukuya kuma-movie akuvamile, kepha… kunciphisa isabelomali sakhe somculo. Ungaqaphela into eyodwa engekho ohlwini lwakhe… i-TV. Kufanele ngimncenge ukuthi eze azobuka nami umdlalo we-TV! Indodana yami ihlakaniphe ngendlela eyisimanga, inenhliziyo enhle, futhi iphilile. Esikhathini esedlule, ubedlala ibhola, i-basketball, i-baseball, i-skateboarding, i-rollerblading, njll. Njengesikhashana, uvula i-XBox yakhe bese edlala imidlalo embalwa nabangani.

Ngaphandle kwengcindezi evela kimi, indodana yami inesimilo futhi ingumuntu othanda ukuzijabulisa. Bonke abangane bakhe bayefana kakhulu. Sinenkosi ukunambitheka eyinqaba kakhulu umculo, izingubo, izinwele, izicathulo, njll… konke lokho akuzona ezivamile. Eqinisweni, okuvamile kuyisitha. Okungibuyisela kumazwana kaSeth:

Uma umatasa nokumaketha sengathi unginakile, usuvele wenze iphutha elikhulu.

Indodana yami kumele ibe yiphupho elibi lomthengisi. Cishe konke 'ukunambitheka' kwakhe kuvela ekuziphatheni kwakhe kwezenhlalo, futhi akukho nokukodwa kokukhangisa okujwayelekile. Yilokho ngempela okufanele ucabange ngakho! Angicabangi ukuthi indodana yami ibhorekile. Eqinisweni, ngicabanga ukuthi kuphambene nalokho. Uzama ngokuphelele ukwenza okuthile okukhiqizayo umzuzu nomzuzu wosuku. Uphila impilo ngokugcwele futhi akafuni ukuchitha umzuzu nganoma yiliphi ihora.

Futhi… ngokungafani nobaba abaningi bamadodana asakhula, akangicasuli. Uzosithola sihleka futhi sihlikihla ubusuku ngabunye. Angikaze ngimbize njengesilinganiso - uyinsizwa enhle engizethembayo ukuthi izofeza okuningi empilweni.

PS: Kusamele ngimemeze ukuthi akhiphe inja, kepha ngizobhekana nakho noma yiluphi usuku uma kuqhathaniswa nalokhu okwakufanele ubaba akwenze!
I-PPS: Nginendodakazi eneminyaka engu-12 ubudala ehlaba umxhwele ngokulinganayo, kepha ngiyayishiya kwi-inthanethi.

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