Umbhali uTom Morris uphendula athi: Uma uHarry Potter ephethe uGeneral Electric

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Angikholwa ukuthi usuku ludlula lapho angimangali nje ngomphumela we-Intanethi, i-Google, ne-Social Networks emhlabeni wethu. Lokho kungazwakala ngempela 'kuyi-geeky' kepha ngifikile ekhaya namuhla futhi ngaba nempendulo enomusa kakhulu kokuthunyelwe kwami ​​mayelana UTom Morris ' incwadi, Uma uHarry Potter egijima uGeneral Electric. Lokho nje kwenze usuku lwami! Okuthunyelwe okuphelele namazwana avela kuTom lapha.

UTom ungithengisile encwadini yakhe, ngokumane ngibe nenhle ngokwanele ukuba anginike isikhathi sokubingelela futhi anikeze isizinda ngencwadi yakhe. Sibona kangaki lokhu namuhla? Angikaze ngifake imali esikhwameni semali sikaTom, kepha lapho ebona engikuthumele ngenetha, wakujabulela ukubingelela. Ukuthatha isikhathi esimisweni sakhe sokuphendula engikubhalile sekuvele kungitshela ukuthi imininingwane engizoyifunda encwadini kaTom izogcwalisa ukusho okuncane.

Okuxakayo ukuthi bengisanda kufika ekhaya ngivela esitolo saseVerizon lapho ngithenge khona ifoni yami ezinyangeni ezimbalwa ezedlule. Ngime emgqeni imizuzu engama-55 (yebo, lokho kuyiqiniso), ngasukuma ngaya edeskini, futhi ngokushesha nganikezwa ikhadi lebhizinisi elalinenombolo yocingo kulowo engangidinga ukumshayela ucingo mayelana nefoni yami ephukile. Ngichithe imali eningi ngalabo bafana, futhi ababukanga ngisho nokujabula ukungibona!

Umbhalo oseceleni… Ngabhala uTom ngamtshela ngokuntela ukuthi angiyena umlandeli kaHarry Potter, kodwa uyangiqinisekisa ukuthi angizikhathazi. Wabhala:

Le ncwadi ibhalwe ngendlela yokuthi ingafakwanga ulwazi olucatshangelwe noma ukuthandwa maqondana noHarry Potter. Ngizwile ngamaqoqo ama-CEO angakaze afunde igama likaPotter futhi abhala ebonga le ncwadi!

Siyabonga nge-imeyili yakho enomusa! Ngithemba ukuthi uzothola le ncwadi entsha eqabulayo futhi ivuselele ukucabanga kwakho okuqhubekayo! Abanye bangitshele ukuthi isahluko samanga sodwa sasifanele inani lencwadi.

Ngiyabonga, Tom! Qiniseka ukuthi ungibheka lapho ufika e-Indianapolis. Ikhofi likimi!

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