Imithombo Yezokuxhumana kanye Nemikhiqizo Yokuhlanzeka Kwabesifazane

Isikhulu esiphezulu seBodyform uCaroline Williams

Ukuba nekhasi lomkhiqizo ku-Facebook okwazisa nge imikhiqizo yokuhlanzeka kwabesifazane mhlawumbe sekuvele kuyinselelo. Ukungeza ukuphawula okunobuhlakani nokuhlekisayo ekhasini elihamba negciwane kungaba yinto ebanga amahloni. Nayi ifayili le- zazihlolwa ukuphawula okuvela kuRichard ekhasini le-Bodyform Facebook:

Sawubona, njengendoda kumele ngibuze ukuthi kungani usiqambele amanga kuyo yonke le minyaka. Ngiseyingane ngangibuka izikhangiso zakho ngentshisekelo yokuthi ngalesi sikhathi esihle senyanga lapho owesifazane ejabulela izinto eziningi kangaka, ngazizwa nginomona omncane. Ngiqonde ukugibela ibhayisikili, ama-rollercoasters, ukudansa, ukuhamba ngeparachut, kungani bengingakwazi ukujabulela lesi sikhathi senjabulo 'namanzi aluhlaza' namaphiko !! … Ngibe sengithola intombi, ngijabule kakhulu futhi angisakwazi ukulinda ukuthi lesi sikhathi senjabulo senyanga senzeke… ..uqambe amanga !! Kwakungekho njabulo, ingekho imidlalo eyedlulele, kungekho manzi aluhlaza echichima phezu kwamaphiko futhi kungekho ngoma ezamayo oh no no no. Esikhundleni salokho bekufanele ngilwe nakho konke ukunxanela kwabesilisa obekufanele nginqande ukumemeza wooaaahhhhh bodddyyyyyfooorrrmmm bodyformed for youuuuuuu ngenkathi intokazi yami ishintsha isuka entombazaneni enothando, emnene, ejwayelekile yesikhumba iye entombazaneni evela ku-exorcist enesihlungu esengeziwe kanye ne-360 degree head spin. Siyabonga ngokungilungiselela ukwakheka komzimba, wena bugger onobuqili

Esikhundleni sokuphendula ngenhlonipho kuRichard futhi anethemba lokuthi lesi siqephu sisheshe sahamba, uBodyform uthathe isinqumo sokuthatha enye indlela. Jabulela.

Ukwakheka komzimba. Njengomphathi!

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