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DHLISpeedway yindawo engingagibela kuyo.

Okwesiteshi sikaphethiloli, kufanele ngivume ukuthi benza lokho 'okungeziwe' okuncane ngohambo olungenakugwemeka lokuya egalaji likaphethiloli. Kokunye, ngiphatha ikhadi lami lemiklomelo le-Speedway engilondoloze amaphuzu ayi-15,000 kulo. Nginamahloni okuvuma ukuthi angazi nakancane ukuthi kusho ukuthini lokho, ngaphandle kokuthi njalo ngesikhashana ngithola isigqebhezana esingenamsebenzi sosangweji wokudla noma okuthile. Kepha… kuzwakala kupholile njalo uma ngibona amaphuzu ami amancane omvuzo aqhubeka nokukhuphuka. (Noma ibaphi abakhangisi abalalelayo? Amaphoyinti ayasebenza!)

Okunye okuhle ngeSpeedway ukuthi abesifazane bakhona bahlala bekhuluma namakhasimende, behlanza, beqinisekisa ukuthi imigqa igcinwa imifushane… futhi benza izinto ezipholile njengokubeka umuthi wesinamoni nesinamoni ngaphezulu kwekhofi. Futhi kunenqwaba yekhofi. Inothi kubapheki bekhofi… Ikhofi le-Speedway alikwazi ukushaya i-Starbucks kepha liyakhahlela phezu kwezikhwepha ezinhlangothini zokudla okusheshayo.

Isikhangiso se-DHLNgakho-ke ngolunye usuku ekuseni ngagibha futhi ngabona ukuthi kwakukhona isikhangiso se-DHL ezingeni leso esilinganisweni sephethiloli. Okhayini wegesi! KUPHESI WEGESI! Ngiyacela… shiya ubungcwele bamapayipi ami kagesi wedwa! Ngifuna nje ukuma lapho ngicabange ukuthi ingakanani ingcindezi engemuva kwaleli payipi, ukuthi ihlolwe kangaki, futhi uma ingahle ivuze, ingabe iSpeedway ibingaqhuma njengendawo ethile epholile yeMission Impossible. Angifuni ukufunda isikhangiso esivela ku-DHL ngohlobo oluthile lwesivumelwano sokuthumela. Angikwenzi ngempela. Ngicela ungikholwe. Angazi. Ngiyakwethembisa.

Imibuzo emibhangqwana:

  • Ngaphandle kwephrinta, ngubani ngempela ozokwenza imali ngalokhu?
  • Ukubeka uphethiloli emotweni yami kufana kanjani nelukuluku lokuthi ngubani othumela izinto kahle kakhulu ongaphatha izimpahla zami zeholide?
  • Yikuphi ukuqondiswa kwabantu noma kokuziphatha engikufanayo lapho ngipompa igesi engaba nentshisekelo kumakethi ngokwanele ukuphonsa lesi sikhangiso phambi kobuso bami?
  • Mingaki imihlangano yokukhangisa engenile kulokhu? Kulungile, ungangitshela. Ngeke ngitshele muntu. Kwakuyilowo mhlangano wamasu ka-2006 ngoDisemba odlule, akunjalo? Ubuthanjiswe kuma-mochas we-peppermint. Ngiyazi. Bengikhona.

Angikutholi nje. Ukubonakala AKUKHO ukukhangisa. Izincwadi zomlando zigcwele izinkampani ezichithe izigidi ezikhangisweni zeSuper Bowl. Wonke umuntu wayezibona, kodwa akekho owathenga kuzo. Thola izethameli zakho, ukhulume nazo ngendlela abafuna kukhulunywe ngayo, futhi ubaphathe kahle.

Sikufisela inhlanhla ngesikhangiso sakho i-DHL! Kwenzeka ukuthi ngithande umfana wephakeji eduze kweThai Gardens (futhi ngiyayithanda i-Thai Gardens) ku-County Line Road lapha eGreenwood. Ubiza kakhulu ukwedlula wonke umuntu, kepha uhlala njalo engisiza ukuthola ibhokisi elifanele, ukupakisha okulungile, nendlela efanele yokuthola lapho. Akalokothi angihluleke… futhi imigqa ihlale imifushane kunabo bonke abanye abantu!

Uma i-Gas Hosevertising ibizosebenza, kufanele kube yi-Goodyear enqamula ukukhangisa emgwaqweni lapho. Kwenzeka ukuthi ubheke amathayi akho okungenani imizuzu embalwa ngenkathi ushaya igesi, uzibuze ukuthi izicathulo zigqoke kakhulu yini.

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