IMicrosoft: Ngicela ungingeze ohlwini lwakho lokuthumela ama-Ferrari

Isikhathi sokuklabalasa. (Uma ungangibona ngeso lengqondo njengamanje, nginyakazisa umunwe wami futhi ngikhononda njengoLouis Black ngokusemandleni akhe.)

Okuningi mayelana Lutho use blogosphere khona manje ngoba IMicrosoft ithumele amanye ama-laptops akwaFerrari aneVista ilayishwe ngaphambili kwinani lama-blogger we-A-List. Abantu bayahlanya. Kufana nokuthi iMicrosoft ithenga ukhetho noma okuthile, noma ingemuva kokubulawa kweJFK, noma bathengise izikhali zokubhujiswa kwabantu abaningi eNyakatho Korea.

NginoScoble kulokhu!

Vukani bantu, yibhizinisi leli! Kungumsebenzi oyinhloko wabo bonke abathengisi ukutshala imali lapho izothonya khona abathengi abaningi… isikhathi. Unebhajethi, kungcono uyenze isebenze. Nakhu okuhlukile:

  1. IMicrosoft yenza izidingo zeblogger (azenzanga lutho)
  2. Ummmm, bekuyikho lokho.

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Mhlawumbe uTiger Woods kufanele abe nesitatimende ehembeni lakhe ukuthi amakilabhu awasebenzisayo anikwe yena, noma amabhola, noma iCadillac. Abantu, thola impilo. Asibona osopolitiki. Asikho ephephandabeni lapho imigqa yobuntatheli neyokukhangisa idinga ukwehlukaniswa khona ngoba umkhonto wethonya unganquma ukhetho. Angizange ngifunge noma ngifunge noma ngubani. Ngiyi-blogger. Nginabafundi abangama-500 ngosuku kanti ukumaketha kwami ​​engikubambisene akukhokhi nezindleko zokufinyelela kwami ​​ku-inthanethi.

Ukuphela komuntu onesibopho kubafundi babo yi-blogger, hhayi iMicrosoft. Ama-blogger okuqala athola ama-laptops awo futhi into yokuqala abhloga ngayo? Sawubona, ngithole le laptop epholile evela kwa-Microsoft. Qagela?! Lokho bekungukudalulwa futhi manje uyazi.

Ngokwami ​​NGIFUNA iMicrosoft ukuthi isabalalise ama-laptops neVista. Ngifuna ukuzwa ukuthi isebenza kanjani, noma ngabe ibiza imali noma cha. IMicrosoft yangifaka ohlwini lwakho! Abafundi bami bafuna ukwazi!

Iphutha okuwukuphela kwalo elenziwe kulokhu kudonswa kwemali kwaba ukuthengisa emuva kweMicrosoft. Nakhu ukuthi bekungahamba kanjani nami ukwenza ukumaketha:

Umbuzo ovela ku-Blogger (izwi elimhlophe): Mnu Evil Microsoft! Sizwile ukuthi uhambise ama-laptops abiza kakhulu nge-Vista efakwe kuqala kuma-blogger ohlu lwe-A. Sicabanga ukuthi uzama ukuthonya lawa ma-blogger ngalezi zipho ezibabazekayo ngethemba lokuthi zizothonywa ukubloga ngokuqinisekile ngesipiliyoni sabo se-Vista. Ingabe lokhu kuyiqiniso?

Impendulo ivela ku- Douglas Karr, I-VP Marketing yeMicrosoft (indaba-ye-factly): Yebo, dumbass. Lowo umsebenzi wami.

Ukudalulwa Okugcwele:

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