Uxhumano lwe-inthanethi oluhamba kancane? Yilawo amashubhu agcwalisayo!

UTed Stevens

USenator Ted Stevens, Alaska - Usihlalo weSenate Commerce Committee. Lokhu yakho uhulumeni ukhuluma nge-inthanethi. Ugh. (Vuselela i-7/13: Indawo enhle ku- I-Daily Show)

Ukucaphuna:

Kukhona inkampani eyodwa manje ongayibhalisa futhi ungathola i-movie ethunyelwa endlini yakho nsuku zonke ngokulethwa kwezidingo. Kulungile. Futhi njengamanje ifika endlini yakho, ifakwa ebhokisini leposi uma ufika ekhaya bese ushintsha i-oda lakho kodwa ukhokhela lokho, akunjalo Kodwa le nsizakalo manje izongena nge-inthanethi * futhi okwenzayo nguwe vele uye endaweni eku-inthanethi bese u-oda i-movie yakho bese uqagela ukuthi yini ongayi-oda okuyishumi kwalethwa kuwe futhi imali yokulethwa mahhala.

Ezilishumi zazo zisakazeka kuyo yonke le-inthanethi futhi kwenzekani nge-inthanethi yakho siqu?

Ngisanda kuthola olunye usuku, i-intanethi ithunyelwe ngabasebenzi bami ngehora le-10 ekuseni ngoLwesihlanu futhi ngiyithole izolo nje. Ngoba kuxakene nazo zonke lezi zinto ezenzeka kwi-intanethi ezentengiselwano.Ngakho ufuna ukukhuluma ngomthengi? Ake sixoxe ngawe nami. Sisebenzisa le intanethi ukuxhumana futhi asiyisebenziseli izinjongo zokuhweba. Asitholi lutho ngokuya kuleyo intanethi. Manje angisho ukuthi kufanele noma ufuna ukubandlulula labo bantu [¿] Indlela yokulawula ayilungile. Indlela yakho ilawula ngomqondo wokuthi ithi "Akekho ongakhokhisa noma ngubani ngokuhlasela ngamandla leli zwe le-inthanethi". Cha, angikaqedi. Ngifuna abantu baqonde ukuma kwami, angizukuthatha isikhathi esiningi. [¿]

Bafuna ukuletha imininingwane eminingi nge-inthanethi. Futhi, i-inthanethi akuyona into ovele ulahle okuthile kuyo. Akuyona iloli.

Uchungechunge lwamashubhu.

Futhi uma ungaqondi ukuthi lawo mashubhu angagcwaliswa futhi uma egcwalisiwe, uma ufaka umyalezo wakho, uya ulayini futhi uzobambezeleka yinoma ngubani ofaka kuleyo tube inani elikhulu lezinto ezibonakalayo, amanani amakhulu kakhulu impahla.

Manje sesinoMnyango Wezokuvikela ohlukile manje, ubukwazi lokho?

Uyazi ukuthi kungani?

Ngoba kufanele zilethwe ezabo ngokushesha. Abakwazi ukukhokhela ukubambezeleka kwabanye abantu.

Manje ngicabanga ukuthi laba bantu baphikisana nokuthi kufanele yini bakwazi ukulahla zonke lezo zinto ezikwi-intanethi kufanele bacabangele ukuthi kufanele yini bathuthukise uhlelo ngokwabo.

Mhlawumbe kunendawo yenetha lokuhweba kepha ayisebenzisi lokho abathengi abakusebenzisa nsuku zonke.

Ayisebenzisi insizakalo yemiyalezo ebalulekile emabhizinisini amancane, ekusebenzeni kwethu kwemindeni.

Umqondo ophelele ngukuthi akufanele singene kulokhu kuze kube yilapho othile ekhombisa ukuthi kukhona okwenziwe okwaphula ukungathathi hlangothi okuphelele okushaya wena nami.

UCABANGANI?

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