Ukumaketha Kwezobuchwepheshe ne-Oxymoron
Ngesikhathi sesikole samabanga aphezulu (futhi manje), ngangiyinhlekisa yekilasi impela.
Nganginothisha weshashalazi wesiNgisi ngonyaka owodwa - igama lakhe kwakunguMnu Morgan. Isikhathi sami esiningi noMnu Morgan ngangisichitha ngaphandle kwekilasi ngoba ngangingamthandi uShakespeare. Kwahlanyisa uMnu Morgan.
Kwesinye isikhathi lapho uMnu Morgan ebuza, ngezwi lakhe elingagunci elithi Yale-ish, ukuthi yiziphi izinhlobo zamasu okubhala uShakespeare awasebenzisile eHamlet, ngiphakamise isandla sami ngokukhathazeka.
UMnu Morgan wabubula, "Yebo, Mnu Karr?"
"Ama-Oxymorons", ngiphendula.
“Ama-oxygen?” ushaye uMnu. Morgan, "Uyazi nokuthi yini i-oxymoron, Mnu Karr?"
“Impela!” Ngathi, “Kungukuchazwa kwamagama aphikisayo enkulumweni, Mnu. Morgan.”
Yize nganginembile, uMnu Morgan wayengakhuli ngokwazisa amahlaya ami futhi wangikhombisa umnyango. Ithole ukuhlekwa ekilasini (ngemuva kokuhefuzela kokuqala ukuzwa amagama anezinhlamvu eziningi avela emlonyeni wami).
Angikaze ngiyikhohlwe incazelo ye-oxymoron… futhi ngiyamangala ngokusetshenziswa kwabo ngokweqile futhi, mhlawumbe, okusetshenziswayo lapho kuthengiswa ubuchwepheshe namuhla. Uma ufuna ukuzwakala sengathi unomkhiqizo noma insiza epholile ngempela, phonsa i-oxymoron ekumaketheni kwakho noma ekwethulweni kobuchwepheshe. Kubonakala sengathi abantu bayayithanda kulezi zinsuku. Empeleni, impela ambalwa alawa manje aseGeekipedia.
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Yini i-oxymoron yakho oyithandayo?